Rowlatxem is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous
aardvark.
Rowlatxem created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rowlatxem, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Rowlatxem, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Rowlatxem's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Rowlatxem's Holy Commandments1. Foxes are not to be trusted.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Rowlatxem in the centre of the settlement.