Rigbitmit Ligrullgub is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, overgenerous raven.

Rigbitmit Ligrullgub created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigbitmit Ligrullgub, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rigbitmit Ligrullgub, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rigbitmit Ligrullgub's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Rigbitmit Ligrullgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near goats while wearing cyan hats and balancing three tin spheres on your arms.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Rigbitmit Ligrullgub in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not take Rigbitmit Ligrullgub's name in vain.

5. Do not listen to music.