Gubmisfum is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable jellyfish.

Gubmisfum created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Gubmisfum, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gubmisfum, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gubmisfum's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gubmisfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Always obey Gubmisfum's priests.