Honcepsag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, contented crocodile.

Honcepsag created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honcepsag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Honcepsag, she will cry a lot.

Honcepsag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Honcepsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Run away from magenta geese, for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.