Bonsawlat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating wyvern.

Bonsawlat created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonsawlat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonsawlat, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bonsawlat's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bonsawlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.