Sanzadpod is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, passionate bear.

Sanzadpod created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanzadpod, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sanzadpod, it will turn you into a snail.

Sanzadpod's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sanzadpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not kill moths.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Sanzadpod loves great tits, so they must be respected.

5. Always take life seriously.