Sag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, effective alligator.

Sag created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sag, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Sag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never run near ducks.