Weevoghap is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable lion.

Weevoghap created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Weevoghap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Weevoghap, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Weevoghap's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Weevoghap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six ants approach from the north.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not sing in public.