Wonlabbin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, cheerful gerbil.

Wonlabbin created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonlabbin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wonlabbin, it will turn you into a snail.

Wonlabbin's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Wonlabbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Put Wonlabbin first in all things.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Do not hurt badgers.