Mancatlag is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate swan.

Mancatlag created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mancatlag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mancatlag, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Mancatlag's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Mancatlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Mancatlag loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Worship no other gods but Mancatlag.