Banbegwip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, wise dingo.

Banbegwip created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banbegwip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Banbegwip, she will try to impress you with trees.

Banbegwip's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Banbegwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.