Mithogmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring goose.

Mithogmeg created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mithogmeg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mithogmeg, she will try to impress you with trees.

Mithogmeg's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Mithogmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away from fawn turtles, for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never paint your feet white.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.