Zigfossnill is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, amazing rat.

Zigfossnill created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigfossnill, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zigfossnill, he will turn you into a tree.

Zigfossnill's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Zigfossnill's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Zigfossnill loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Never feed turnips to rats while wearing brown scarves.