Nuttadlat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unjust swallow.

Nuttadlat created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttadlat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nuttadlat, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nuttadlat's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nuttadlat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Always help swans in need.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Never feed pineapples to horses while wearing green stockings.

5. Never skip in holy places.