Ominpodgud is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unfair pigeon.

Ominpodgud created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominpodgud, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ominpodgud, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ominpodgud's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Ominpodgud's Holy Commandments

1. Ominpodgud must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ominpodgud.

5. You must never eat coconuts.