Tikdityog is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, awesome hedgehog.

Tikdityog created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikdityog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tikdityog, it will cry a lot.

Tikdityog's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tikdityog's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near ducks.

2. Never feed cucumbers to squirrels while wearing white shoes.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never pour water over plants.