Baghencuss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring fox.

Baghencuss created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Baghencuss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Baghencuss, she will turn you into a hamster.

Baghencuss' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Baghencuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near eagles while wearing green skirts.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Do not speak about corn.