Jadtongov is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, egotistical octopus.

Jadtongov created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadtongov, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jadtongov, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jadtongov's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Jadtongov's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Jadtongov.

5. Never write about special relativity.