Hugfitquat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unselfish squirrel.

Hugfitquat created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugfitquat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hugfitquat, it will make you grow a tail.

Hugfitquat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hugfitquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to sharks while wearing trousers.

2. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

3. Put Hugfitquat first in all things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about horses.