Nadcussgil is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, caring gerbil.

Nadcussgil created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadcussgil, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nadcussgil, he will turn you into a goat.

Nadcussgil's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Nadcussgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Worship no other gods but Nadcussgil.

5. Always obey Nadcussgil's priests.