Davyartyak is a god.

It takes the form of a large, emotional jackal.

Davyartyak created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Davyartyak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Davyartyak, it will destroy your home planet.

Davyartyak's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Davyartyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Always help sick cats.

5. Never pour water over plants.