Witkadwon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous mole.

Witkadwon created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witkadwon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Witkadwon, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Witkadwon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Witkadwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown scarves.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near hamsters while wearing green rings and balancing seven lead spheres on your head.

5. Always treat ants with great respect.