Bosstapfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, contented lizard.

Bosstapfoss created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Bosstapfoss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bosstapfoss, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bosstapfoss' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bosstapfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Bosstapfoss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. You must love Bosstapfoss.