Kad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent cat.

Kad created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kad, he will boil you in a big pot.

Kad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Kad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Kad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not take Kad's name in vain.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not commit murder.