Faswathom is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless capybara.

Faswathom created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Faswathom, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Faswathom, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Faswathom's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Faswathom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight voles in a large pit.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Do not eat bananas.