Budveenstrag is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain
mink.
Budveenstrag created Europe nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Budveenstrag, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Budveenstrag, he will turn you into a slug.
Budveenstrag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Budveenstrag's Holy Commandments1. Never wear red corsets.
2. Always help ducks in need.
3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.
4. Never write about ultrasonics.
5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.