Budveenstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain mink.

Budveenstrag created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Budveenstrag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Budveenstrag, he will turn you into a slug.

Budveenstrag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Budveenstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red corsets.

2. Always help ducks in need.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.
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