Nadrakgovwit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, tiresome raven.

Nadrakgovwit created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Nadrakgovwit, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nadrakgovwit, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nadrakgovwit's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nadrakgovwit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Pray towards the west.