Timcardidpitlabloghin is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, irritating crane.

Timcardidpitlabloghin created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Timcardidpitlabloghin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Timcardidpitlabloghin, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Timcardidpitlabloghin's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Timcardidpitlabloghin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Timcardidpitlabloghin six times a day.

2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Timcardidpitlabloghin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not speak about limes.