Waparmlim is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish
bee.
Waparmlim created the Sun six million years ago.
If you believe in
Waparmlim, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Waparmlim, she will turn you into a rock.
Waparmlim's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Waparmlim's Holy Commandments1. Never skip in the presence of geese.
2. Never think about comets.
3. Never write about enzymes.
4. Always help voles in need.
5. Do not stand on grass.