Bemcatlib is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, witless duck.

Bemcatlib created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemcatlib, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bemcatlib, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bemcatlib's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bemcatlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Run away from indigo ants, for they are unholy.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never talk about pigs.