Gombomtit Bessfarcat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unjust swan.

Gombomtit Bessfarcat created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gombomtit Bessfarcat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gombomtit Bessfarcat, she will turn you into a duck.

Gombomtit Bessfarcat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gombomtit Bessfarcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. You must love Gombomtit Bessfarcat.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.