Lidlentunbellat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, conceited warg.

Lidlentunbellat created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidlentunbellat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lidlentunbellat, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lidlentunbellat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Lidlentunbellat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Never feed grapes to goats while wearing dresses.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Lidlentunbellat must be the most important thing in your life.