Targsaddogtenfagbeg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, selfish dove.

Targsaddogtenfagbeg created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Targsaddogtenfagbeg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targsaddogtenfagbeg, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Targsaddogtenfagbeg's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Targsaddogtenfagbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Targsaddogtenfagbeg must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.