Litgepton is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, strong ferret.

Litgepton created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litgepton, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Litgepton, she will turn you into a plant.

Litgepton's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Litgepton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Litgepton must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not hop in public.