Padtik Flowbapart is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane dove.

Padtik Flowbapart created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Padtik Flowbapart, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Padtik Flowbapart, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Padtik Flowbapart's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Padtik Flowbapart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Do not speak about parsnips.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Padtik Flowbapart loves dogs, so they must be respected.