Busfigtif is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable
wolf.
Busfigtif created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Busfigtif, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Busfigtif, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Busfigtif's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Busfigtif's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never mention manatees.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Do not wear pink clothing.
5. Always obey Busfigtif's priests.