Ligstanlist is a god.

He takes the form of a large, resourceful owl.

Ligstanlist created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligstanlist, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ligstanlist, he will turn you into a snail.

Ligstanlist's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Ligstanlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Ligstanlist loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Ligstanlist must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.