Gatgangon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unjust beaver.

Gatgangon created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatgangon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gatgangon, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gatgangon's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gatgangon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.