Gantigfab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, effective ferret.

Gantigfab created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gantigfab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gantigfab, it will not care.

Gantigfab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gantigfab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gantigfab.

2. Retreat if eight manatees approach from the east.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not take Gantigfab's name in vain.