Farngess is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, generous alligator.

Farngess created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Farngess, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Farngess, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Farngess' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Farngess' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Farngess loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.