Danhunfit Niblintik is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring cat.

Danhunfit Niblintik created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danhunfit Niblintik, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Danhunfit Niblintik, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Danhunfit Niblintik's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Danhunfit Niblintik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near cats while wearing yellow shoes and balancing five carbon spheres on your face.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Danhunfit Niblintik loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not chop down trees.