Legbassvol is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic troll.

Legbassvol created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legbassvol, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Legbassvol, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Legbassvol's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Legbassvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about tapirs.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Legbassvol.