Inglagquag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest bird.

Inglagquag created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Inglagquag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Inglagquag, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Inglagquag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Inglagquag's Holy Commandments

1. Inglagquag loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Inglagquag on top of important buildings.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Inglagquag on top of all buildings.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.