Bencebtitflag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful alligator.

Bencebtitflag created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bencebtitflag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bencebtitflag, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bencebtitflag's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bencebtitflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Retreat if eight dolphins approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.