Artbossfub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, conceited skunk.

Artbossfub created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artbossfub, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Artbossfub, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Artbossfub's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Artbossfub's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Artbossfub.

2. Do not kill manatees.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.

5. Never run in holy places.