Zodlabmon Ominzogbug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, passionate human.

Zodlabmon Ominzogbug created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Zodlabmon Ominzogbug, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zodlabmon Ominzogbug, it will refuse to believe in you.

Zodlabmon Ominzogbug's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Zodlabmon Ominzogbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near mites while wearing white skirts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your back.