Larpdabsaf is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tiresome hummingbird.

Larpdabsaf created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpdabsaf, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Larpdabsaf, he will not care.

Larpdabsaf's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Larpdabsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Never feed lots of beans to nematodes while wearing yellow tights.

4. Do not keep nine foxes in a large pit.

5. Run away if five swans approach from the north.