Narsat Dot is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered dingo.

Narsat Dot created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Narsat Dot, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Narsat Dot, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Narsat Dot's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Narsat Dot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Never look in ponds.