Bumsadlad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic bat.

Bumsadlad created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumsadlad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bumsadlad, it will turn you into a goat.

Bumsadlad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bumsadlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not take Bumsadlad's name in vain.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Never feed corn to turtles while wearing scarves.

5. Bumsadlad loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.