Fatflabfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciful human.

Fatflabfoss created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatflabfoss, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fatflabfoss, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fatflabfoss' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fatflabfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Never mention tapirs.

5. Never eat spinach.